my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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me leaving school on fridays
Typical school day


Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

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murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

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